Gore Vidal called it the sweetest phrase in the English language.
“I told you so!”
Here is a blog from the DORIGHTCHRISTIANS! Sounds to me like a fundamentalist response to the DoRight boards. The blogger states his belief in a conspiracy against IFB churches by sinister dark forces but, lest ye be quick to dismiss his arguments, you realize some of it is interwoven with truth. Inconvenient truths that have been the subject of Christian School Confidential, both the novel and the blog you are now reading.
The mixture of a strong lie with truth is always the mark of a great lie! I have nothing much to add to the assertions of DORIGHT except, to those who have been reading Christian School Confidential, you understand the problems we have in advocacy.
Rather than be upset at this blogger, I find myself taking my hat off to him. At least, I’m assuming it’s a ‘him’. I’d be mildly surprised if a woman was behind this blog.
“What took you so long?”
I’m surprised this conspiracy theory wasn’t floated during the non-trial of Bob Gray. There was even a brief respect, on my part, for fundamentalists not giving in to this theory.
Times are tough for IFBs! Extreme scandals demand extreme conspiracies! It was inevitable. And now after all these years, finally, a fundamental conspiracy theory worthy of a Jack Chick tract!
AN EXCERPT FROM MY NOVEL, CHRISTIAN SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL:
“Cutswipe warned the congregation there were women laying in wait to trap preachers and young preacher boys into admitting they had committed the vilest sins ever. The aim would be to destroy fundamentalism and cripple its influence throughout the world!
“Jules Cutswipe’s final sermon was a warning about women who will destroy fundamentalist preachers, their churches and the male dominance of America! I thought, ‘No one would ever do anything like that!’. It was while sending condolences to his very rich and influential friends in Washington I realized, we might be able to do just that!”